Babe, is everything okay? You’ve barely touched your Castlevania: Symphony of the Night stove
DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.












